Bald guy walks into an oyster bar. Actually bypasses long line and is waved into a spot at the bar / counter. The three oyster shucker's all come over and give the guy fist bumps. Start piling oysters on the bar in front of him and mix up special sauce (heavy on the horseradish and Crystal). Bald guy orders a coke and shucker's ask if he is ok, doesn't he want an Abita and vodka chaser?? Guy says " I'm cool with a coke". Trade a bunch of stories and lots of smiles. They can't believe he rode a motorcycle to NOLA just to get a couple dozen sliders.
Rest of people at the bar are thinking who is this dude? Person next to the bald guy is an ex LSU quarterback. They start talking about motorcycles and stuff. Bald guy says " how many people are required to ride a Harley?" Ex-quarterback says "one?" No, answers bald guy - need 3 people. "One to ride the bike, one to follow, and one with a truck to pick up the first guy when his bike breaks down.." Ex-quarterback not happy, he is part owner of a Harley dealership. Bald guy is able to escape certain death by chomping on an oyster that contained a pearl and presenting pearl to ex-quarterback's girlfriend.
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